Faustus wasn’t going anywhere, but this little baby donkey was being separated from his mom. Look at him bravely following that potato over to the donkey truck.

Almost there. I think the black one is a hinny, which means it is half horse and half donkey. And the white one in the truck already is just a horse.

I don’t remember any of their names except for Faustus. It’s a good thing I’m not a real reporter! I’d be fired at once.

Did you know that male donkeys are jacks and females are jennies? Haw!

I think donkeys are very likeable and funny, but some people say they have trouble sleeping through their otherworldly braying. This video by Dr. Susan Fisher examines the extraordinary vocal stylings of donkeys.