My cat goes outside and has an adventure

I’ve been letting my cat go out on the porch. He likes it quite a bit. Here’s Clint Eastwood on the porch.

Then this long-haired cutie came sashaying into the yard. Clint Eastwood rolled out the red carpet. “Hey baby,” he said.

Uma Thurman went under my neighbour’s red Volvo and Clint Eastwood followed her down. I don’t know what they were doing under there. I asked Clint Eastwood, but he wouldn’t say.

Then Uma Thurman went home, and that was the end of my cat’s exciting adventure. Except he won’t stop talking about it.

The birds

They really do do it. Look away! Nothing to see here!

I’m still waiting to hear from the fleas and the bees.