Last month I confessed to my ludicrous misconceptions regarding Chinese Ditda. I thought it had something to do with Morse code. You can read about it here… if you must…
Ace Watawa Life researcher agent Zoom has come back with the scoop. She may have feigned a running injury to gain access. I don’t know. I don’t like to ask too many questions. This is her report.
Re Chinese Ditda:
- no Morse code
- no acupuncture, manipulation with hand only
- Chinese Ditda fix twisted tendons and pinched nerves
- running pain probably caused by twisted tendon or pinched nerve
- acupuncture won’t fix root problem, just treat symptom
- chinese ditda will fix root problem
- how you hear about us? a blog? what a blog?
…What a blog! That’s the same thing we were wondering.
Here’s a picture:
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Fantastic, evocative and moody picture and now I want to go to the Chinese Ditda for my terrible poker pinched nerve.
Look out Leonard Cohen, here I come!
The Watawa Life Research team is growing every day as more and more of life’s piercing questions demand answers. I’m almost thinking the Research Team needs its own blog — especially once questions start pouring in from far and wide.
Unfortunately, the research team has failed to answer the question posed on your blog XUP. Something about eggs and why or whether they float. We are deeply ashamed. Ritual suicide may be required.
I solved the case of the floating eggs. The answer is over at XUP’s blog, but briefly: fresh ones don’t float because they don’t contain air bubbles.
Phew! The cracked research team lives on.
Jeez, nobody mentioned the suicide clause when I signed on.
Relax zoom! It hardly ever happens!
Ya, what’s this about a suicide clause? And thanks for finally completing that assignment. I was thinking I’d have to outsource and that always means sweatshops and stuff, which I don’t want to even get into.